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blue_led
19-02-2008, 21:24
micro&soft , da m$ va fi furnizor pentru F1 .
se anunta un sezon interesant . In goana de a furniza spectatorului mai mult circ in marele circ s-a gasit solutia . O mare firma cu traditie :rotf:va furniza pentru toate echipele ecu cu soft d'ala mic .
Mi se face mila de pe acum pentru piloti . Parca vad scandalul din ultima etapa ca a dat ecran albastru sau turcoaz la masina rosie :naughty:

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/07/06/microsoft-to-run-formula-1-in-2008/
Citat " Max may have to wait until 2009 (or 2010...) before kicking off his 2008 season " :rotf:
Cititi comentariile . Sunt criminale

Doamne, ajuta-i ca-s nevinovati ! :bow2:

@crazypc : Treceti pe carburator / pompa de injectie mecanica sau nu:D
Tile
19-02-2008, 21:47
Da, sunt criminale. Ar fi chiar de rahat ca o masina sa nu porneasca deoarece BSOD 0x000000CA. La chestii de-astea si-o vor lua la cioc la greu.
blue_led
19-02-2008, 22:00
"install shield " ..."Send an error report to Microsoft" ... "wireless repair" .."refresh"...
"please restart":rotf: vor avea un nou sens .

trebiue sa se impuna ca masinile sa aiba instalat acelasi service pack :D
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/55980
"Our work with Microsoft allows us to combine MES' considerable knowledge and experience of providing systems at the highest levels of motorsport with Microsoft's innovative technologies to deliver the best electronic system possible."
ba , ma lesi:D
cred ca trebiua pus topicul la funny .
cititi clasicele google & "If Microsoft Built Cars"
Tile
19-02-2008, 22:21
Pana la urma tot scoala veche ramane solutia (aprindere clasica si pompa mecanica de benzina sau sistem clasic de injectie) Sincer nu prea as vedea marile echipe de F1 sa foloseasca software made of fail by Micro$oft.
Corbu'
19-02-2008, 22:27
Poze :D
Corbu'
19-02-2008, 22:27
Poze 2
Neo
20-02-2008, 00:33
Io deja ma gandesc la faze de genul "catastrophic error", unde toti pilotii vor opri, se vor da jos din masini, apoi se vor urca la loc si vor pleca mai departe :rotf:
blue_led
20-02-2008, 23:04
a inceput concursul de jokes :D
http://www.pitpass.com/fes_php/pitpass_news_item.php?fes_art_id=28614

citez:
-"You have turned the steering wheel, microsoft requires you to restart the car for changes to take effect"
-"This mean they will change the meaning of the blue flags?" ( blue flag of death © ) :rotf:
himself
21-02-2008, 06:50
awai!! cred ca toti pilotii isi vor da demisia (se vor apuca de goblen viteza) si in schimb vor angaja mujahedini si kamikaze LOL!! ce bine ca exista RTOS-uri (realtime operating system, de ex. QNX) in sistemele life critical. ganditiva numai la un aparate de respiratie artificiala (d'ala la spital) submarine, reactor nuclear, etc, etc. daca Apolo 11 rula OS M$ nu aselenizau americanii nici in zi de azi pe luna!
Neo
21-02-2008, 07:24
Buahaha, BSOD pe monitor de spital si ala mort dimineata, fara alarma :rotf:

Not funneh at all, astia is cu capu` :(
Tile
21-02-2008, 18:16
awai!! cred ca toti pilotii isi vor da demisia (se vor apuca de goblen viteza) si in schimb vor angaja mujahedini si kamikaze LOL!! ce bine ca exista RTOS-uri (realtime operating system, de ex. QNX) in sistemele life critical. ganditiva numai la un aparate de respiratie artificiala (d'ala la spital) submarine, reactor nuclear, etc, etc. daca Apolo 11 rula OS M$ nu aselenizau americanii nici in zi de azi pe luna!

Word !!
Artanis
21-02-2008, 18:40
Bine ca nu aselenizau pe Terra :D
Revolution
21-02-2008, 20:41
"This mean they will change the meaning of the blue flags?" ( blue flag of death ):rotf:

:rotf: :rotf: