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    O fi apa sfintita

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    Geek joke : ia ascultaţi aici la 6:14.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu2hgrbZOTQ
    Last edited by Spawn51; 15-08-2009 at 13:56.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spawn51 View Post
    Geek joke : ia ascultaţi aici la 6:14.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu2hgrbZOTQ
    Daca ne si traduci poate radem si noi


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    Quote Originally Posted by HymuraX View Post
    Daca ne si traduci poate radem si noi
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    http://portablefilmfestival.com/video.php?video=1076 - ce ti-e si cu calculatoarele astea...
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    Sunt de acord ca nu e nimic funny. Dar e de vazut

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    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'..

    In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peizan View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peizan View Post
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    What's wrong with it ?

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    Super tare, ce si-o ia saracul. Stie Gogu de ce fuge de femei grase, nu te pui cu ele ca ti-o iei
    OVERCLOCKING -> The process of installing high hopes, dumb luck, and several paychecks into a rectangular box which transmits a signal to a screen that displays your fate. The outcome is usually depressing.

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